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This post has been bubbling around in my head for a couple of weeks now… It started when I was chasing this rainbow (well, I was trying to find its end while driving)… Leave it to an ADD kid to chase rainbows… Maybe I thought I would truely find my hearts desires at the rainbow’s end… Who knows…

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Be forewarned: I am about to divulge the daily inter-workings of my ADD brain…

If I could have anything I wanted out of life, it would be surprisingly simple…

A plot of land to raise my 4 kids (that I don’t have yet), 4 sheep, 2 dairy goats, 2 cute pygmy goats, 2 horses, 4 golden retrievers, and infinite number of chickens on…

Oooo and Chinchillas! I would have about 4 of them too! I suppose I would have to take my dumb fat cats with me… But I am ready for some slightly less neurotic animals…

And I would have a green thumb… Like grow all my own seasonal veggies green… I would take care of all of these kids and animals and land while my dear husband goes into town to work everyday :D…

I think Nanny Goats in Panties is partially to blame for the want of goats… That and the State Fair… They always make me want pets I don’t have room for! And goat cheese is good… I’d have to learn to make it…

I want sheep so I can sheer them and spin and dye my own wool (cuz yarn is expensive ya’ll!)… Sometimes I think I was born in the wrong era… Either that or I have just read Little House on the Prairie far too many times…

I want dogs that will go out and do this with me…
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And I have ALWAYS wanted horses… Ever since my Uncle Jack told me that I could “have” his old horse “KnotHead” as long as it stayed at his house in Paridise… I told all my friends at school that I had my very own tresured horse and got really excited the next time we went up to visit… When I got there I ran out to the corral… But my dear KnotHead wasn’t there (I had changed his name to something more worthy of a horse of his stature, but I can’t remember the name at present)… I heard my dad joking that he had been sent to the glue factory and I cried and cried until my Uncle told me the truth… Death was far less scary when it didn’t invole becoming a part of my art kit… I swore off glue for months after that, just on principle… Had they told me what else had horse hoof in it, I probably would be a much healthier person today…

And the chickens, I know they stink but they are just so cute when they hatch and I love the idea of having fresh eggs every day… I told you, I am pretty simple at heart…

Of course if I actually had everything I desire, I would have no time to blog and look up amazing meaningless stuff like this on YouTube…

Anytime I go on a random tangent, my friend Jer starts chanting “Candy Moutain, Candy Mountain”… The song at the end is also my ringtone for him lol…
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